Wednesday, May 29, 2013

''To all the Guys out there"


,

You always make me wonder when you say something n do something else.

You would protect your mother and sister, kick the butt of the guys flirting with your gal, and you.. you keep flirting with other gals though you've one booked all for yourself.
You call a gal "feminist" when she tries to protect herself and the whole womanhood the best way she can.
You would say, you are free to anything, you give gals their space, but if she dare ot use F word, oh man! that's the end of the world.
You flirt with umpteen gals, add trillion strangers via Facebook, and if a gal does that, she's a slut!
You drink, you smoke, but if a gal does the same, you question her morals.
You can say whatever you want anywhere you want, but gals cannot!
All these in general is what you call chauvinism.
You want your gal to pick your call whenever you wanna talk, but if she calls you whenever she wants, she's irritating you.
You can be on call-waiting even in the middle of the night, but hers can't be.
You hate it when a guy asks for dowry in terms of marrying your sister, but you can ask for crores, in your case.
You can be friends with n number of gals, for its just friendship, but your gal cannot have a guy friend!
You like gals who are bubbly, outgoing, fun loving, tom boyish, but when it comes to marriage, you want someone who's silent, obedient and all that.
You would love to marry a virgin, but, the more "experienced" you are the awesomest its gonna be.
Your circumstances would stop you from marrying her, but if her parents say "No" and she backs out she's one hell of a bitch!
When you want her to listen, she should, when she wants you to do the same, she's trying to dominate you.
When she cries, that would mean she's actually sad... respect it.
When she wants to talk, listen,.. atleast act as if you r.
If you want to be with someone else, just let her know. She doesnt have sixth sense, nor would she like it when you do two/three/four timings.
Every gal is not like your ex.
ATTITUDE is something copyrighted to the male society.
You can argue, even without knowing the truth, but she can't..
Freedom of expression, is again something copyrighted to you.
You dont really care about looks, only "character" matters, but look at your GF, she's one pretty doll!
If you are not ready to be in a relationship, why the fuck are you giving her false hopes?
If she can remember all the important dates even though she's busy just like you, why cant you do the same?
Dont expect her to be the gal of your dreams, she's not perfect, just like you.
She spends half of her time thinking about you, the least you can do is acknowledge it.
If you really find her irritating, just ask her to leave rather than avoiding her.
She's emotional, way too infact. but have you realised it's just to you and not to others?
If she's a bitch, what should we call you then?

PS : Not a general perception. There are guys who actually respect gals. Cheers to them :)

PPS : Pun intended. But still if it offended you, i dont really give a damn! :D

PPPS : Since am not ready for an argument, here it is, for you guys to be happy ;)''

--
Aish

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Beautiful teachings of islam

Rasoollalah Sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne Farmaya ki:

1. Allah taala Qayamat ke din farmayega ki: "Aye Aadam ke Bete !! Mein Beemar hua to tune meri khabar na li ".

Wo kahega," Aye parwardigar! Main Teri khabar kaisey leta Tu to Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?

Allah Subhanahu Farmayega,"Tujhko malum Nahi mera Falah Banda beemar hua tha tune uski khabar na li. Agar tu uski khabar leta to tu mujhe uskey Nazdeek pata ,

2. Aye Aadam ke bete ! Mainey tujhse khana manga tune mujhe khana na diya "

Wo kahega "Aye Rab ! Main tujhko kaisey khilata tu to Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?

Allah subhanahu Farmayega "Tu Nahi jaanta mere falah Bande ne tujhse Khana maanga tuney usko Na khilaya agar tu usko khilata to uska Sawab mere paas pata,"

3. "Aye aadam ke bete! maine tujhse Paani maanga tune mujhko na pilaya"

Banda bolega "Main tujhko kaisey pilata tu Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?

Allah farmayega "Mere falah bandey ne tujhse Paani maanga tune usko Nahi pilaya agar pilata to uska badla mere paas pata".

Sahih Muslim , Vol 6, 6556

Islam Ke Dushmano Tum Poochte Ho Ki Islam Kya Sikhata Hain  Hamara Jawab Yeh Sikhata Hain Islam Hume Padho......    Rasoollalah Sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne Farmaya ki:    1. Allah taala Qayamat ke din farmayega ki: "Aye Aadam ke Bete !! Mein Beemar hua to tune meri khabar na li ".    Wo kahega," Aye parwardigar! Main Teri khabar kaisey leta Tu to Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?    Allah Subhanahu Farmayega,"Tujhko malum Nahi mera Falah Banda beemar hua tha tune uski khabar na li. Agar tu uski khabar leta to tu mujhe uskey Nazdeek pata ,    2. Aye Aadam ke bete ! Mainey tujhse khana manga tune mujhe khana na diya "    Wo kahega "Aye Rab ! Main tujhko kaisey khilata tu to Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?    Allah subhanahu Farmayega "Tu Nahi jaanta mere falah Bande ne tujhse Khana maanga tuney usko Na khilaya agar tu usko khilata to uska Sawab mere paas pata,"    3. "Aye aadam ke bete! maine tujhse Paani maanga tune mujhko na pilaya"    Banda bolega "Main tujhko kaisey pilata tu Malik hai sarey Jahan ka"?    Allah farmayega "Mere falah bandey ne tujhse Paani maanga tune usko Nahi pilaya agar pilata to uska badla mere paas pata".    Sahih Muslim , Vol 6, 6556    Admin : 08

Monday, May 27, 2013

Story of Pencil and Eraser

Pencil:I'm sorry
Eraser:For what?
U didn't do
anything wrong.
Pencil:I'm sorry,u get hurt
because of me.
Whenever I made a mistake,U R
always there to erase it,But as u make my mistake
u lose a part of urself & get
smaller and smaller each time
.
.
Eraser:That's true, but I don't
really mind,
u see,I was made to do this,I
was made to help u whenever u
do something wrong,even though
one day I
know I'll be gone.
I'm actually happy with my job.
So please,stop worrying I hate
seeing u sad.
.
"Our Parents r like the eraser, where as we children r the
pencil.They r always there for their children, cleaning up their anything wrong..they hate to see children sad.........

Plz respect ur parents.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

WEIGHT OF THE GLASS

Is it a half full or half empty glass of water?

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything."

It's important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

Go For Greatness, and do it stress free! ;)

Friday, May 17, 2013

मातृभूमि से कितनी मुहब्बत थी बहादुर शाह ज़फर को !



1857 के स्वतंत्रता संग्राम के नायक अज़ीम शायर और अंतिम मुग़ल सम्राट बहादुर शाह ज़फर ( 24.10.1775 - 7.11.1862 ) को सलाम जिन्हें ईस्ट इंडिया कंपनी के शासकों ने सज़ा के रूप में उनके सभी पुत्रों की हत्या के बाद देश से निर्वासित कर रंगून भेज दिया था ज़हां बेहद दुखद परिस्थितियों में उनकी मौत हुई। बहादुर शाह ज़फर को यह अफ़सोस अंतिम समय तक रहा कि क़ब्र के लिए उन्हें वतन की मिट्टी भी नसीब नहीं हुई ! उनका मातृभूमि के लिए जो प्रेम था वोह दुःख के इन शब्दों में निकला था ....

लगता नहीं है दिल मेरा उजड़े दयार में
किसकी बनी है आलमे-नापायेदार में

बुलबुल को बागबां से न सैय्याद से गिला
क़िस्मत में क़ैद थी लिखी फ़स्ले-बहार में

इन हसरतों से कह दो कहीं और जा बसें
इतनी जगह कहां है दिले-दागदार में

इक शाख़े-गुल पे बैठ के बुलबुल है शादमां
कांटे बिछा दिए हैं दिले-लालज़ार ने

उम्रे-दराज़ मांग के लाए थे चार दिन
दो आरज़ू में कट गए, दो इंतज़ार में

दिन ज़िंदगी के ख़त्म हुए, शाम हो गई
फैला के पांव सोएंगे कुंजे-मज़ार में

है कितना बदनसीब 'ज़फर ' दफ़्न के लिए
दो गज़ ज़मीन भी न मिली कू-ए-यार में

एडमिन : 08
मातृभूमि से कितनी मुहब्बत थी बहादुर शाह ज़फर को !    1857 के स्वतंत्रता संग्राम के नायक अज़ीम शायर और अंतिम मुग़ल सम्राट बहादुर शाह ज़फर ( 24.10.1775 - 7.11.1862 ) को सलाम जिन्हें ईस्ट इंडिया कंपनी के शासकों ने सज़ा के रूप में उनके सभी पुत्रों की हत्या के बाद देश से निर्वासित कर रंगून भेज दिया था ज़हां बेहद दुखद परिस्थितियों में उनकी मौत हुई। बहादुर शाह ज़फर को यह अफ़सोस अंतिम समय तक रहा कि क़ब्र के लिए उन्हें वतन की मिट्टी भी नसीब नहीं हुई ! उनका मातृभूमि के लिए जो प्रेम था वोह दुःख के इन शब्दों में निकला था ....     लगता नहीं है दिल मेरा उजड़े दयार में  किसकी बनी है आलमे-नापायेदार में    बुलबुल को बागबां से न सैय्याद से गिला  क़िस्मत में क़ैद थी लिखी फ़स्ले-बहार में    इन हसरतों से कह दो कहीं और जा बसें  इतनी जगह कहां है दिले-दागदार में    इक शाख़े-गुल पे बैठ के बुलबुल है शादमां  कांटे बिछा दिए हैं दिले-लालज़ार ने    उम्रे-दराज़ मांग के लाए थे चार दिन  दो आरज़ू में कट गए, दो इंतज़ार में    दिन ज़िंदगी के ख़त्म हुए, शाम हो गई  फैला के पांव सोएंगे कुंजे-मज़ार में    है कितना बदनसीब 'ज़फर ' दफ़्न के लिए  दो गज़ ज़मीन भी न मिली कू-ए-यार में    एडमिन : 08

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

PLEASE DO NOT MARRY IF:


(1) You are unwilling to put the needs of another person above your own.
(2) You are easily offended, carry grudges and are unwilling to forgive.
(3) You are an abusive person (Mentally, emotionally and physically).
(4) You are unwilling to commit.
(5) You have an unresolved addiction problem.
(6) Your career is the most important thing in your life.
(7) You do not share the same beliefs, values, life priorities or vision.
(8) You are unwilling to be an active partner intimately with your spouse.
(9) You are unwilling to agree on an approach for handling finances, children and life decisions.
(10) You expect your spouse to change after you get married.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Top Ten Muslim Characters in Bollywood by Rachel Dwyer


Muslims have long played a major role in the Indian film industry. The industry has given us many Muslim iconic figures such as actor Dilip Kumar (Yusuf Khan, seen as the actor's actor in Hindi cinema), actresses Madhubala (Mumtaz Jehan Dehalvi, for many the greatest beauty to grace Bollywood screens) and Waheeda Rahman (often in roles that cast her as a life and love tormented female before she was cast as that most quintessential of all Bollywood characters: the even more long suffering Ma). There have been great directors such as Mahboob and Kamal Amrohi. Since the 19990s, its biggest male stars are the three Khans: Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, who no longer change their names to sound 'modern'. Yet, Muslim characters in Bollywood, as it is known since the 1990s, are doomed to minor roles fated simply to represent their community and conform to a series of well-established stereotypes. Hindi films usually have lead actors and actresses who are north Indian upper-caste Hindus, who can be seen as 'normal Indians', while characters from other regions or religions are usually typecast, not infrequently in negative roles.

Muslim characters may appear in any genre of Hindi  films. But they can be found more specifically in a group of sub-genres called 'Islamicate' - that is films which deal with the cultural, rather than religious, life of India's Muslims. These sub-genres include: the Arabian Nights fantasy, which became less popular after independence but still exists as a B-movie genre; the devotional film, often centred on Garib Nawaz of Ajmer (the twelfth century Sufi Saint Moinuddin Hasan Chishti), replete with miracles and popular religious practices which also fall into the B-movie type; the historical films which are concerned with India's Muslim past, in particular the Mughal period; the films about the culture of the courtesan (tawaif), which are relatively few but include some of the most loved films in Hindi film history; and the 'Muslim social', the name by which all these genres were formerly known but which is now restricted to films set in the contemporary world of India's Muslims. A new genre has also emerged post 9/11 in which Muslims behave just as badly as an Islamophobic worldview suggests they do. These genres usually feature particular forms of music, notably the qawwali and the ghazal; styles of dress associated with India's Muslims; make generous use of poetic Urdu and create a world of excessive formality.

Here are top ten archetypal Muslims you will have the pleasure of watching in Bollywood movies.

1. Veiled beauties

The beauty of actresses such as Madhubala, Waheeda Rehman and Sadhana is legendary. So shrouding them in a veil makes little sense. But the veil serves a useful purpose: it leads to cases of mistaken identity when two friends fell in love with the same woman (Chaudhvin ka chand, 1961) or where the beloved's identity has to be discovered by the hero (Mere Mehboob, 1963). However, it is only the hero who cannot see behind the veil. The audience enjoy time in the zenana where elaborately dressed beauties languish, speaking flowery Urdu, singing and dreaming of romance.

 

 

 

2. The tawaif and Nawabs

The dominant image of the Muslim woman in Hindi cinema is the tawaif (dancing girl, courtesan). This is not as unfortunate as it sounds as she represents the lost elite culture of the north Indian cities, in particular that of Lucknow. Dressed modestly but in sumptuous costumes and jewellery, she sings and dances for her clients' entertainment but remains 'pure' and desirous of love and marriage. The two most important tawaif films are Kamal Amrohi's Pakeezah (1971) and Muzaffar Ali's Umrao Jaan (1981), starring Meena Kumari (Mahjabeen Bano) and Rekha, respectively. Rekha plays a tawaif again in Muqaddar ka Sikandar (1978), where her performance, swinging her hips and rolling on the floor in her pink and silver dress to the famous song 'Salaam-e ishq', is matched by Amitabh Bachchan's as he looks totally bored with the spectacle and finally takes to the dance floor himself. Courtesans as sisters to the hero (Mere Mehboob), or mothers of the heroine (Mehboob ki Mehndi. 1971) are more of a problem as, however sorrowful the circumstances, no respectable family will marry into such a benighted household.

A respectable Mujra, the courtesans' elaborate song and dance session, must be graced by a Nawab, who provides us with much scope to explore Indian Muslim culture. He could be an artistic character unsuited to the modern world such as in Satyajit Ray's Chessplayers (1977), but he could also be a decadent drunk, who divorces his wife by saying 'talaq talaq talaq' during an argument (Nikaah, 1982), or a melancholic but refined gentleman, as in Mere huzoor (1968). However badly he might treat his wife and family, he never forgets his manners, is always impeccably dressed in a sherwani, speaks with flowery Urdu and demonstrates proper adab (etiquette).

3. Emperors

The Mughal Emperor is a stock in trade of the historical film. The favourite is Akbar (1542-1605), who represents composite culture or secularism in the Indian sense, and has equal regard for all religion. In one of the greatest Indian films, Mughal-e Azam (1960), his religious tolerance extends to celebrating the festival of Janmashtami, the Birth of Krishna, with his Hindu wife. Jodhaa-Akbar (2008) presents an earlier stage of this Muslim-Hindu romance, with Akbar as a muscular hero, a fighter and a tamer of elephants as well as a lover, a Sufi, a seeker of truth and promoter of religious tolerance. Again, he does not prevent Jodhaa from following her own culture – perhaps because he has seen her skills with a sword - even allowing her to worship Krishna in the palace and to cook him a vegetarian meal. The big song number in the film is, somewhat unusually, about tax cuts. Akbar lifts the jizya, the tax levied on non-Muslims by Muslim rulers, resulting in his subjects bursting into song and dance ('Marhaba') at his generosity in what seems to be the first version of the Republic Day Parade.

4. Loyal Sidekick

Although the lead character is usually Hindu, he is usually furnished with a Muslim friend who is willing to die rather than let his dost (friend) down. The loyal Pathan was seen earlier in versions of Tagore's story, Kabuliwala, and then as the loyal friend of Vijay (Amitabh Bachchan) in Zanjeer (1973), who sings, 'Yaari hai imaan mera' (friendship is my faith); while Shahrukh Khan takes on this role in Hey! Ram (2000). The late AK Hangal, who played the blind Imam in mega-hit Sholay (1975), gave the loyal Muslims the name of his character in the film, Rahim Chacha. Unfortunately, the Chacha, or Uncle, can only prove his love by dying for the sake of the hero, his Hindu friend.

 

 

 

5. Poets and singers

Hindi film lyrics have close links to Urdu poetry and the films celebrate relentlessly the ghazal and the qawwali. Muslims are taken to be extremely fond of poetry, and as sensitive poets and singers, incorporate songs into the film in a relaxed and appropriate manner. The hero is a poet in Mere Mehboob, and a qawwal in Barsaat ki raat (1960), where he performs alongside female qawwals in perhaps the most famous qawwali of the Indian cinema, 'Na to caravan'. In Amar, Akbar, Antony (1977), the Muslim brother is a qawwal, named after a great Urdu poet, Akbar Allahabadi. Akbar's qawwali, 'Parda hai parda', is about getting his beloved, sitting in the front row with her father, to remove her veil, even though he knows she does not wear a veil in the hospital where she works as a doctor. In Sufi-themed movies, where the lead character is not a Muslim, such as Dil se (1998) and Rockstar (2012) the film score still draws on these traditions. So the lyrics of Dil se's 'Chaiya chaiya' are adapted from Bulleh Shah, a sixteenth-century Punjabi Sufi, and Rockstar has a qawwali praising Nizamuddin of Delhi.

6. The Intolerant Muslim

 

The Hindu male is a secular figure, respectful to other religious traditions, especially Muslims. The Muslim male, on the other hand, is the opposite: anything but tolerant. In Bombay (1995), when the Muslim heroine declares her wish to marry a Hindu, her father draws a knife on him, though after marriage, her husband allows her to continue her religious practices. In Gadar ek prem katha (2001), a Sikh husband rescues a Muslim woman in the Partition riots and allows her to continue her religious practice after their marriage. When she visits her family in Pakistan, they kidnap her but he follows her over the border, and shows his secularism by acceding to all her family's demands until he is told to curse India. That proves a demand too far and results in his single-handedly bashing the entire Pakistani armed forces to show that he may be tolerant but definitely not weak.

 

7. The Gangster

Bollywood thrives on gangster films. But it is fascinated most by Haji Mastaan, who rose to dominance in the 1970s, and his protégé, Dawood Ibrahim, now thought to run the mafia from Karachi. The quasi-biopic, Once upon a Time in Mumbai (2010), featured their story until the rise of Dawood, and a sequel is expected. The popular actor Rishi Kapoor played his first deleterious role as Rauf Lala, a butcher and a pimp, a very negative representation of a Muslim, in Agneepath (2012). The audiences adored the loverboy's new incarnation, largely because he redeemed himself by singing a qawwali.

 

 

 

8. The Pakistani

The Pakistani, by definition, is the enemy. In Sarfarosh (1999), a Pakistani spy enters India as a ghazal singer, albeit one who bites ears off baby goats, giving a sinister turn to the poetic tradition. Pakistani women have more positive images than the men, at least in films where they fall in love with Indian men. When Indian Airforce officer, Veer, is imprisoned for years in Pakistan at the hands of the evil husband of his beloved Zaara Haayat Khan, in Veer Zaara (2004), the women in her family and her lawyer, Saamiya Siddiqui, reunite the couple, showing love has no boundaries. In Ek tha Tiger, 2012's big hit, Tiger (Salman Khan) a RAW (Indian intelligence) Agent falls in love with his Pakistani counterpart, Zoya, whose undercover work includes putting on a musical in Dublin before they meet again in Istanbul at a United Nations gathering where the orchestra plays Elgar's 'Pomp and circumstance' ('Land of hope and glory'). No, I didn't get the reference either!

 

9. The Terrorist

The idea of terrorism within India is often raised in the context of Kashmir in such films as Mission Kashmir (1998) and Fiza (2000), where Muslims are depicted as terrorists. Earlier films showed Kashmir mostly populated by Hindus (Kashmir ki kali, 1964; Jab jab phool khile, 1965). Two big budget films, New York (2009) and Kurbaan (2009), argue that American Islamophobia creates terrorists. In the latter, a Hindu academic marries a Muslim without listening to her father's warnings, which are shown to be well-founded: in New York City, he locks her up in what seems to be an Afghan horror film about abused and murdered women, before he blows up the Subway.

10. Modern Muslims

 

Rarely do Hindi films show a modern, secular Muslim. But there are exceptions: the comedian Mehmood's slapstick Hyderabadi Muslim in Gumnaam (1965); Ali in Dhoom (2004), Farhan Qureshi in 3 idiots (2009); Aslam Khan in Rang de basanti (2006) and Iqbal in the film of the same name (2005). Shahrukh Khan's performances as a Muslim have created new roles: in Chak de! India (2007), he redeems himself as a hockey coach after being accused of deliberately losing a hockey match against Pakistan; in My name is Khan (2010), he marries a Hindu (inter-communal marriages in films are usually Hindu man and Muslim woman), and when her son is killed in an Islamophobic attack, sets off to tell the President of the United States that, 'My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist'. 

 

Lastly, Indian cinema's understanding of enlightened, tolerant Islam is best seen in Coolie (1983). The coolie of the title is Iqbal, played by Amitabh Bachchan, his girlfriend is a Christian and his best friend is a Hindu. His other ally is an Allah-fearing hawk, Allah Rakha who wears a necklace saying 'Allah', which glints to advise Iqbal to go on the Hajj. He also helps Iqbal fight his enemies. The film includes miracles such as the survival of Iqbal after a shootout on Hajji Ali's shrine when, covered in the chador (covering) of the saint, he recites the kalma (declaration of faith) and writes 786 (the numeric equivalent of God's name) in his blood as he faints. Prayers at mosques, temples and churches accompany his operation and recovery. People lose and regain their memories after being hit on the head by framed verses of the Quran and prayers to the 'Lord of Medina' bring lightning strikes to save Iqbal's mother. During the making of the film, Amitabh almost died and it is seen as proof of the miracles shown on screen that he survived.

 

Rachel Dwyer is Professor of Indian Cultures and Cinema at SOAS, University of London

Sunday, May 5, 2013

A POEM BY MUNAWWAR RANA

बस इतनी बात पर उसने हमें बलवाई लिक्खा है
हमारे घर के बरतन पे आई.एस.आई लिक्खा है

हम पे जो बीत चुकी है वो कहाँ लिक्खा है
हम पे जो बीत रही है वो कहाँ कहते हैं

वैसे ये बात बताने की नहीं है लेकिन
हम तेरे इश्क़ में बरबाद हैं हाँ कहते हैं

सरफिरे लोग हमें दुश्मन-ए-जाँ कहते हैं
हम जो इस मुल्क की मिट्टी को भी माँ कहते हैं

तुझको ऐ ख़ाक-ए-वतन मेरे तयम्मुम की क़सम
तू बता दे जो ये सजदों के निशाँ कहते हैं

आपने खुल के मुहब्बत नहीं की है हमसे
आप भाई नहीं कहते हैं मियाँ कहते हैं

कुछ मेरी वफ़ादारी का इनआम दिया जाये
इल्ज़ाम ही देना है तो इल्ज़ाम दिया जाये

तिरशूल कि तक्सीम अगर जुर्म नहीं है
तिरशूल बनाने का हमें काम दिया जाये

Friday, May 3, 2013

common Bollywood dialogues THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LOL... :D

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?...with some shady inputs

  •  The classic: "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon." abi saala school ka admission ka jhanjhat, chaddi diaper etc
  •  The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in Hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...." The idiot may not have heard of credit cards.
  •  A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."
  •  Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."
  •  Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "
  •  Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai" followed cheers cheers
  •  Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai" again cheers cheers
  •  Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga." Geeta is the shahi kaamwali
  •  Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey" saala mera promotion
  •  Raam Raam kaaka" * " Jug Jug jiyo beta "
  •  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe " no wonder Tezaab was a hit
  •  Typical farmer ka dialogue : " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai " kya karegaa barsaat hui nahi na
  •  Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : " Main kahan hoon?" Grant Road mein
  •  Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein" chalo Zohrabai ke ghar
  •  A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai" Hindi wala ya Sanskrit wala?
  •  Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!" .....there are cyborgs, aliens, etc.
  •  Doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... " kal school/college bandh..desh mein hartal

Some more common Bollywood dialogues

1. Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai
2. Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai
3. Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega
4. Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley
5. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
6. Gaadi roko, Driver
7. Mai tumhaara yeh aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga
8. Watchman, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do
9. Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?
10. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa
11. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga
12. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti
13. Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ...
14. Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai
15. Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa to
16. Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna
17. Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan
18. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho
19. ham barbad ho gaye
20. pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai
21. Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai
22. Pesh hai aaj jaane-maane kalakaar
23. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
24. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai


Solve all your problems using Ayat E Kareema ( Reciting Tasbi E Yunus 125000 times)

In the name of Allah the Most Beneficent, The most Merciful ! The famous dua which is known as Tasbi E Yunus – La ilaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin (There is none worthy of Worship besides You, You are far exalted and above all weaknesses, Surely, I' am from among the wrongdoers) that was recited by Hazrat Yunus AS inside the belly of the fish/whale is described in Surah Al-Anbiya (21) verses 87 and 88 as follows: "And remember Zun-nun, when he departed in wrath: He imagined that We had no power over him! But he cried through the depths of darkness, There is no god but thou: glory to thee: I was indeed wrong! So We listened to him: and delivered him from distress: and thus do We deliver those who have faith."[21: 87-88]

Word of Caution: Many people recite Tasbi Yunus incorrectly as "Inni kuntum" instead of "Inni kuntu".
Incorrect: La ilaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntum minaz-zalimin
Correct: La ilaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin



Ayat E Kareema


This dua / tasbi is very beneficial and virtuous as it includes three important and essential acts prescribed in Islam


1. Expression of Tauheed(Oneness of Allah) in La ilaha illa anta[There is none worthy of Worship besides You]:

There are various hadith that explain the virtues and benefits of this expression, we get to know that, all messengers beginning from Adam AS to our last Prophet SAW were sent to this world with the common message of 'Kalima Tauheed', it is this kalimah that is the means of salvation for us in this world and the hereafter, it is only though this Kalima that we would qualify for the intercession of our Prophet SAW in the hereafter, it is through this Kalima we get freedom from punishments and hardships of the hereafter, it is this Kalima that is key to all the doors of Paradise, it is this Kalima that overweight's all the deeds on the Scale of deeds, it is through this Kalimah we would be granted the blessed vision of Allah in the hereafter, it is this Kalimah that is declared as the best Zikar of Allah, it is this Kalima that reaches Allah directly without any barriers, it is this Kalimah that strengthens our faith and free's us from the greatest sin of shirk and no Muslim is a Muslim without understanding and proclaiming this expression, therefore, from this we get to know the high benefits and virtues associated with this expression.

2. Glorification of Allah in Subhanaka[You are far exalted and above all weaknesses]: Again there are several benefits of reciting this expression, some that have been mentioned in hadith are: "Subhanallaah" is one of Allah's dearest words, it is from the words that Allah has chosen for His angels, for every recitation a tree is planted in paradise, this word fills half the scale of deeds, for every letter contained in the expression about 10 virtues are recorded, the reward of one recitation is more than Mount Uhud, for every recitation 20 virtues are recorded and 20 sins are erased, there are mentioned as every lasting deeds and with its recitation, the sins fall like leaves fall from trees. These benefits derived from few hadith are sufficient to explain the high status of this expression in the sight of Allah SWT.


3. Seeking Forgiveness in Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin[Surely, I' am from among the wrongdoers]

compromises an acknowledgment of sin, which in turn includes a humble request of forgiveness. Allah declares in the Quran that "Surely Allah loves those who turn unto him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves."[2:222] and definitely, the people who Allah loves would be the ones who would be blessed with his Mercy, Kindness and Peace. This fact is also confirmed by our Propher[SAW] in one of traditions narrated by Ibn `Abbas (RA) in which he reported: The Prophet of Allah (SAW) said, 'If anyone constantly seeks pardon (from Allah), Allah will appoint for him a way out of every distress and relief him from every anxiety, and will provide sustenance for him from where he expects not.'[Abu Dawud, Ibn Majah and Ahmad]. Few other benefits of seeking forgiveness are highlighted in Surah Nuh (71) verses 10 to 12 in which Allah says" Saying: Ask forgiveness from your Lord; for He is Oft-Forgiving; He will send rain to you in abundance; Give you increase in wealth and sons; and bestow on you gardens and bestow on you rivers (of flowing water)". From this we can conclude that, the act of seeking forgiveness is vital and essential to overcome distress and for achieve great success in both the worlds.

The benefits of reciting Tasbi E Yunus is highlighted in the following hadith:
1. Sa'd Ibne Malik RA narates: I heard Prophet SAW Saying: Should I not inform you of Allah's Greatest Name (Isme Azam) when dua is invoked with it, it is accepted and what is asked for thought it is given? This is the supplication through which Yunus AS called Allah from within three darkness. This is as under:La ilaha illa anta,Subhanaka,Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin (There is no god but You, You are far exalted and above all weaknesses, and I was indeed the wrongdoer). A man asked: O Rasulullah, Is this dua special for Yunus AS or for all the believers? Prophet SAW said: Have you not heard the words of Allah(in the Quran):"And We delivered Yunus(AS) of his distress, thus We grant deliverance to all believers[Quran]". Rasulullah SAW said: When any Muslim makes dua with these words during his illness 40 times and then, if he dies of that disease, he is granted the reward of a martyr and if he recovers from that disease, then all his sins are forgiven. [Mustadrak Hakim]
2. Sa'd ibn Waqas (RA) reported that the Prophet (SAW) said, "The supplication made by the Companion of the Fish (Prophet Yunus (as)) in the belly of the fish was (the above). If any Muslim supplicates in these words, his supplication will be accepted/responded to." In another report, Prophet[SAW] says "I know words that will cause Allah to remove one's distress. These are the words (of supplication) of my brother Yunus[AS] "[at-Tirmidhi; an-Nisa'I, al-Hakim]

Method of recitation: To solve any problem or to overcome any difficulty, after making a common intention, this dua (Tasbi E Yunus) should be recited continuously at any time as much as possible, till the problem is resolved.

If a person is suffering from blackmagic, spells, jinn or any sickness/disease and dosen't know what to do and has no one to help him, such a person should daily after every obligatory salaat/prayers place his hand over the chest and recite- 'A-oo-zo-billaah,'A-oo-zo-billaah,'A-oo-zo-billaah Be Haqqe La ilaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin – 40x and then blow it on his chest 3x and then over his hands 3x and he should sweep his hands all over the body from head to toe, inshaAllah this will not only strengthen his faith but will also create a protective shield around the body and cure the magic and the sickness.

AMAL of Ayat E Kareema

The amal of Ayat E Kareema consists of reciting Tasbi E Yunus ( that Prophet Yunus AS recited in the Belly of the whale) about 125000 times with one common purpose and intention over a period of time. This amal could be done by a single person individually over a period of days and weeks or could be done in a group in a single sitting or over a period of time till the count of 125000 is complete. The count of 125000 has been prescribed by various saints of Allah based on their wisdom and experience, and MashaAllah several people have benefited from this amal, so InshaAllah, through this amal one could fulfill any need or resolve any problems like:

1. Fulfill any valid and lawful need.
2. Overcome any difficulty.
3. Marriage issues.
4. Fulfillment of heavy debts, overcome poverty and financial issues and for richness and wealth.
5. To overpower enemies.
6. To find good job or employment.
7. To win a court's case.
8. Release from imprisonment.
9. To get Children.
10. Overcome famine and drought.
11. For Rain.
12. Defeat and overpower enemies and tyrant leaders.
13. Treat deadly incurable disease and sickness.
14. Cure any type or kind of magic.
15. To drive out any type and any number of Jinn's from the body or homes.
16. To halt and stop the magicians / sorcerer's and his helpers from causing harm by redoing the magic and casting new spells.
17. etc..

The amal can be completed in any number of days according to ones convenience. One easy way is that, if one single person is doing this amal he can recite Tasbi E Yunus 2500x per day, in this way the amal will take about 50 days to complete if done every day.

A simple way of doing this in a group is as follows..
• Auzubillaah hi Mi-nash ShYataan Ir-rajeem BisMillaah Ir-Rah-maan Ir-Ra-heem -3x [Every person should do this]
• 'Astaghfirullaah,'Astaghfirullaah, 'Astaghfirullaah, La Elaaha illal laahu Mohammadur Rasool-ul-laah Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -20x [Every person should do this to spiritually strengthen himself]
• Surah Fatiha 1x, Surah Iqlas 3x [Every person should do this]
• Make common Intention/Dua depending on the situation. [Every person should do this]
• Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali'ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -11x [Every person should do this]
• Recite – La ilaha illa anta,Subhanaka,Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin – 125000x [Shared by people in a group]
• Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali'ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -11x [Every person should do this]
• Raise your hands and recite the dua and ask Allah to fullfill your request !- 7x [Dua should be done in group for a specific purpose or cause]
• In case this amal is being done to treat deadly disease or for strong cases of sihir or jinn's, every member reciting this tasbi/dua should blow 3x with full force into huge can of drinking water which could be used by the victim for drinking, washing and spraying(on the body and house of the victim).

If there are about 4 people in a group and every person recites this tasbi 2500x this amal can be complted in about 12 days and on the last day the remaining 5000 can be recited to complete the count of 125000.

FullFill Any Need using Tasbi E Yunus

This is a simple and very effective amal that should be done for 11 days daily without any breaks, InshaAllah, any dua or request will be accepted by Allah SWT due to the immense blessings contained in this amal.

1. Auzubillaah hi Mi-nash ShYataan Ir-rajeem BisMillaah Ir-Rah-maan Ir-Ra-heem -3x
2. 'Astaghfirullaah,'Astaghfirullaah, 'Astaghfirullaah, La Elaaha illal laahu Mohammadur Rasool-ul-laah Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -20x
3. Make Intention/Dua depending on the situation.
4. Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali'ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -11x
5. La ilaaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin.[La ilaaha illa anta, Subhanaka, Inni kuntu minaz-zalimin] -1100x
6. Raise up your hands for Dua and recite – Surah Fatiha 1x , Surah Iqlaas 3x and do dua for your need.
7 Any Darood -easy one – ALLAH humma Sali'ala Muhammad Sallallaahu `Alayhi wa Sallam -11x
8. Make Intention/Dua depending on the situation.
9. Repeat this amal for atleast 11 days without any gaps or breaks, InshaAllah the dua will be answered by then.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

LET'S LEARN FROM JAPAN


Read this beautiful Information about
Japan

1 - Did you know that Japanese
children clean their schools every day
for a quarter of an hour with
teachers, which led to the emergence
of a Japanese generation who is
modest and keen on cleanliness.

2 - Did you know that any Japanese
citizen who has a dog must carry bag
and special bags to pick up dog
droppings. Hygiene and their
eagerness to address cleanliness is
part of Japanese ethics.

3 - Did you know that hygiene worker
in Japan is called "health engineer"
and can command salary of USD 5000
to 8000 per month, and a cleaner is
subjected to written and oral tests!!

4 - Did you know that Japan does not
have any natural resources, and they
are exposed to hundreds of
earthquakes a year but do not
prevent her from becoming the
second largest economy in the world?
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5 - Did you know that Hiroshima
returned to what it was economically
vibrant before the fall of the atomic
bomb in just ten years?

6 - Did you know that Japan prevents
the use of mobile in trains,
restaurants and indoor

7 - Did you know that in Japan
students from the first to sixth
primary year must learn ethics in
dealing with people -

8 - Did you know that the Japanese
even though one of the richest
people in the world but they do not
have servants. The parents are
responsible for the house and
children -

9 - Did you know that there is no
examination from the first to the
third primary level; because the goal
of education is to instill concepts and
character building, not just
examination and indoctrination. -

10 - Did you know that if you go to a
buffet restaurant in Japan you will
notice people only eat as much as
they need without any waste. No
wasteful food.

11 - Did you know that the rate of
delayed trains in Japan is about 7
seconds per year!! They appreciate
the value of time, very punctual to
minutes and seconds

12 -. Did you know that children in
schools brush their teeth (sterile) and
clean their teeth after a meal at
school; They maintain their health
from an early age -

13 - Did you know that students take
half an hour to finish their meals to
ensure right digestion When asked
about this concern, they said: These
students are the future of Japan.