common Bollywood dialogues THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LOL... :D

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?...with some shady inputs

•  The classic: "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon." abi saala school ka admission ka jhanjhat, chaddi diaper etc
•  The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in Hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...." The idiot may not have heard of credit cards.
•  A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."
  
•  Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."
  
•  Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "
  
•  Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai" followed cheers cheers
•  Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai" again cheers cheers
•  Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga." Geeta is the shahi kaamwali
•  Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey" saala mera promotion
•  Raam Raam kaaka" * " Jug Jug jiyo beta "
•  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe " no wonder Tezaab was a hit
•  Typical farmer ka dialogue : " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai " kya karegaa barsaat hui nahi na
•  Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : " Main kahan hoon?" Grant Road mein
•  Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein" chalo Zohrabai ke ghar
•  A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai" Hindi wala ya Sanskrit wala?
•  Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!" .....there are cyborgs, aliens, etc.
•  Doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... " kal school/college bandh..desh mein hartal

Some more common Bollywood dialogues

1. Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai
2. Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai
3. Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega
4. Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley
5. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
6. Gaadi roko, Driver
7. Mai tumhaara yeh aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga
8. Watchman, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do
9. Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?
10. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa
11. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga
12. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti
13. Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ...
14. Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai
15. Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa to
16. Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna
17. Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan
18. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho
19. ham barbad ho gaye
20. pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai
21. Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai
22. Pesh hai aaj jaane-maane kalakaar
23. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
24. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai