Friday, April 19, 2013

HOW TO REMAIN POOR..


u may find some of the points sensible and practicable.

1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when
it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little??
Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "
uneducated "...
How can you a graduate, engage in petty trade or home based
production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from
heaven & give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars??
Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar,
you as a smart person can only start with millons.

6} Complain about everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system the government & the banks that refuse to
lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep
borrowing from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure u wear the latest clothes among all workers in your
office...
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is
more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three
times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a
loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you
do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...
God ll hlp us.

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